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It’s Monday Again

Geoffrey — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:38:58 +0000

It’s Monday again. At least it’s a short week for most people! Although this weekend did fly by, I don’t really mind Mondays that much at my new job; it doesn’t hurt I only work 3 days this week since I’m off Christmas and Christmas Eve. For those that strongly dislike Mondays though, just think, at least you didn’t clean off the wrong car like the guy in the video above. Or if you did clean off the wrong car, at least you know you aren’t alone!

I’ll Take a Small. No, Not a Tall. Just a Small.

Geoffrey — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:33:15 +0000

A very entertaining video posted on YouTube by katz20two talking about “the three sizes for unnamed coffee shop: tall, grande, venti.”

Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:09:02 +0000

From “The Late Show with David Letterman” on June 18, 2008.

Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee

10. Your blood type has been reclassified as “Espresso”

9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog

8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
7. Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer

6. You’re tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men’s room stall

5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement

4. Your last words before bypass surgery: “Tell Juan Valdez I love him”

3. You average 80 blinks per minute

2. You named your kids “Tall,” “Grande,” and “Venti”

1. You’re unable to sleep, you actually watch “The Late Show”

Comedian Tom Mabe Phone Pranks at Heine Bros.

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:08:54 +0000

I don’t remember what I was searching for on Saturday, but the Google search results included Heine Brothers’ page on Twitter and their latest entry caught my eye; it read “Have you seen this video yet??? Filmed at the HBC, right here in Louisville!!! http://bit.ly/1HSyqR.” Me being the curious type, I had to follow the link; this brought up a video with the caption, “Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping. Tom Mabe has awkward phone conversations in public.” I had no idea who Tom Mabe was, but I watched anyways. It didn’t take long to realize this was filmed at the Longest Avenue Heine Brothers. After doing a little research, I discovered he is a famous comedian from right here in Louisville and I had seen some of his skits before. After more searching, I figured out this video clip was taken from Episode 7 (part 1 online) of his Mabe in America TV series on CMT. You never know what you’ll get with a cup of coffee.

Watch the clip below.

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Quote: "I Like Coffee So Much That I Have Tea…"

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:45:30 +0000

“I like coffee so much that I have tea for breakfast: The first cup of the day in particular is so good that I’m afraid I won’t be able to properly appreciate it when I am half-asleep. Therefore, I celebrate it two hours later when I am fully conscious.”
-Christoph Niemann, Abstract City Blog – New York Times

I came across this quote yesterday on Christoph Niemann’s Abstract City Blog, posted on the New York Times’ web site. Many people use coffee to help wake them up, but it appears Neimann looks at the all-important morning coffee in a different light, and I’m with him. Coffee doesn’t wake me up, or keep me awake for that matter; I drink it because I love the taste of coffee.

Although the date posted on his blog is from back in December, 2008, this was pretty creative and entertaining. As I began looking through his other entries on Abstract City Blog, I found out I like not just his coffee stuff, but his other work too. This led to a Google search, which quickly resulted in me discovering his personal web site, http://www.ChristophNiemann.com/. So after you get done checking out his coffee page, go visit his personal site. It’s worth the time.

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Christoph Neimann’s Abstract City Blog
Neimann’s Personal Site