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		<title>Bud Light Coffee System</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 12:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>I&#8217;ll Take a Small.  No, Not a Tall.  Just a Small.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Geoffrey</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#10; A very entertaining video posted on YouTube by katz20two talking about &#8220;the three sizes for unnamed coffee shop: tall, grande, venti.&#8221; &#10; See also: Coffee Cup Sizes]]></description>
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<p>&#10;<br />
A very entertaining video posted on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/" target="_blank">YouTube</a> by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/katz20two" target="_blank">katz20two</a> talking about &#8220;the three sizes for unnamed coffee shop: tall, grande, venti.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#10;<br />
See also: <a href="http://coffeecache.com/2009/10/coffee-cup-sizes/">Coffee Cup Sizes</a></p>
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		<title>Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Drinking Too Much Coffee</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:09:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From &#8220;The Late Show with David Letterman&#8221; on June 18, 2008. &#10; &#10; &#10; Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Drinking Too Much Coffee &#10; 10. Your blood type has been reclassified as &#8220;Espresso&#8221; 9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog 8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From &#8220;<a href="http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/" target="_blank">The Late Show with David Letterman</a>&#8221; on June 18, 2008.</p>
<p>&#10;<br />
&#10;</p>
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<p>&#10;<br />
<span class="bold">Top Ten Signs You&#8217;re Drinking Too Much Coffee</span></p>
<p>&#10;<br />
10. Your blood type has been reclassified as &#8220;Espresso&#8221;</p>
<p>9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog</p>
<p>8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee<br />
7. Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer</p>
<p>6. You&#8217;re tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men&#8217;s room stall</p>
<p>5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement</p>
<p>4. Your last words before bypass surgery: &#8220;Tell Juan Valdez I love him&#8221;</p>
<p>3. You average 80 blinks per minute</p>
<p>2. You named your kids &#8220;Tall,&#8221; &#8220;Grande,&#8221; and &#8220;Venti&#8221;</p>
<p>1. You&#8217;re unable to sleep, you actually watch &#8220;The Late Show&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Comedian Tom Mabe Phone Pranks at Heine Bros.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:08:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t remember what I was searching for on Saturday, but the Google search results included Heine Brothers&#8217; page on Twitter and their latest entry caught my eye; it read &#8220;Have you seen this video yet??? Filmed at the HBC, right here in Louisville!!! http://bit.ly/1HSyqR.&#8221; Me being the curious type, I had to follow the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t remember what I was searching for on Saturday, but the <a href="http://www.google.com/">Google</a> search results included <a href="http://twitter.com/HeineBrosCoffee">Heine Brothers&#8217; page on Twitter</a> and their latest entry caught my eye; it read &#8220;Have you seen this video yet??? Filmed at the HBC, right here in Louisville!!! <a href="http://bit.ly/1HSyqR">http://bit.ly/1HSyqR</a>.&#8221;  Me being the curious type, I had to follow the link; this brought up a video with the caption, &#8220;Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping.  Tom Mabe has awkward phone conversations in public.&#8221;  I had no idea who Tom Mabe was, but I watched anyways.  It didn&#8217;t take long to realize this was filmed at the Longest Avenue Heine Brothers.  After doing a little research, I discovered he is a famous comedian from right here in Louisville and I had seen some of his skits before.  After more searching, I figured out this video clip was taken from <a href="http://www.cmt.com/videos/misc/279282/mabe-in-america-107-1.jhtml?id=1595545" title="Mabe in America: Episode 7">Episode 7 (part 1 online)</a> of his <a href="http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/mabe_in_america/series.jhtml" title="Mabe in America">Mabe in America</a> TV series on <a href="http://www.cmt.com/">CMT</a>.  You never know what you&#8217;ll get with a cup of coffee.</p>
<p>&#10;<br />
Watch the clip below.<br />
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<p>&#10;<br />
Resources:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://twitter.com/HeineBrosCoffee">Heine Bros. on Twitter</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/mabe_in_america/series.jhtml" title="Mabe in America">Mabe in America</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.cmt.com/videos/misc/279282/mabe-in-america-107-1.jhtml?id=1595545" title="Mabe in America, Episode 7, Part 1">Mabe in America, Episode 7, Part 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.tommabe.com/">Tom Mabe</a></li>
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