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I’ll Take a Small. No, Not a Tall. Just a Small.
Saturday, November 21st, 2009
A very entertaining video posted on YouTube by katz20two talking about “the three sizes for unnamed coffee shop: tall, grande, venti.”
See also: Coffee Cup Sizes
Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
Friday, November 6th, 2009From “The Late Show with David Letterman” on June 18, 2008.
Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
10. Your blood type has been reclassified as “Espresso”
9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog
8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
7. Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer
6. You’re tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men’s room stall
5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement
4. Your last words before bypass surgery: “Tell Juan Valdez I love him”
3. You average 80 blinks per minute
2. You named your kids “Tall,” “Grande,” and “Venti”
1. You’re unable to sleep, you actually watch “The Late Show”
Comedian Tom Mabe Phone Pranks at Heine Bros.
Monday, October 26th, 2009I don’t remember what I was searching for on Saturday, but the Google search results included Heine Brothers’ page on Twitter and their latest entry caught my eye; it read “Have you seen this video yet??? Filmed at the HBC, right here in Louisville!!! http://bit.ly/1HSyqR.” Me being the curious type, I had to follow the link; this brought up a video with the caption, “Tom Mabe: Eavesdropping. Tom Mabe has awkward phone conversations in public.” I had no idea who Tom Mabe was, but I watched anyways. It didn’t take long to realize this was filmed at the Longest Avenue Heine Brothers. After doing a little research, I discovered he is a famous comedian from right here in Louisville and I had seen some of his skits before. After more searching, I figured out this video clip was taken from Episode 7 (part 1 online) of his Mabe in America TV series on CMT. You never know what you’ll get with a cup of coffee.
Watch the clip below.
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