Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
From “The Late Show with David Letterman” on June 18, 2008.
Top Ten Signs You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee
10. Your blood type has been reclassified as “Espresso”
9. Every morning you go for a quick 47 mile jog
8. As soon as California legalized gay marriage, you got engaged to Mr. Coffee
7. Your after-shave is hazelnut non-dairy creamer
6. You’re tapping your leg like Larry Craig in a men’s room stall
5. A Starbucks just opened in your basement
4. Your last words before bypass surgery: “Tell Juan Valdez I love him”
3. You average 80 blinks per minute
2. You named your kids “Tall,” “Grande,” and “Venti”
1. You’re unable to sleep, you actually watch “The Late Show”
